First time in over 40 years that I didn't put in for a blind. I'm devastated!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Will probably "go afield" "4.5 times" this season (if it just isn't too gosh-darn cold!) and will have a truly "quality" "diverse" "hunt-like experience" including but NOT limited to "enjoying" and "sighting" and "bagging" several "waterfowl." All while "strictly" obeying all "present" and "future" MDC "regulations and rules" designed to help "enhance" the "hunt-like experience" as well as "controlling and managing" the "exciting" sport of "waterfowling."

Fork some MDC. Truly. They are literally TRYING to ruin the sport, IMO. They aren't even trying to conceal it anymore.